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For a compliment
April and I were in the bathroom the other day. I was brushing my hair and she was just staring into the mirror.
Men: it's ALWAYS dangerous out there. You have to be on guard 24 hours a day. It doesn't matter if you just woke up -- you need to be fully alert and be aware when your woman is looking for a compliment. No half-assed attempts will work.
Witness:
April: "I'm fat."
Ray: "No you're not. You're anything but fat."
"My hair looks terrible."
"It's lovely, dear. Just beautiful."
"I've never looked worse!"
"Yeah you have. Remember that one night . . . "
Men: it's ALWAYS dangerous out there. You have to be on guard 24 hours a day. It doesn't matter if you just woke up -- you need to be fully alert and be aware when your woman is looking for a compliment. No half-assed attempts will work.
Witness:
April: "I'm fat."
Ray: "No you're not. You're anything but fat."
"My hair looks terrible."
"It's lovely, dear. Just beautiful."
"I've never looked worse!"
"Yeah you have. Remember that one night . . . "
